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wget -O - | bash -

if [ "$1" == "-j" ]; then
# Java SE only
URL=http://download.netbeans.org/netbeans/8.2/final/bundles/netbeans-8.2-javase-linux.sh
else
# with all included programming languages
URL=http://download.netbeans.org/netbeans/8.2/final/bundles/netbeans-8.2-linux.sh
fi

# install Java JDK
wget -q -O - | bash -

# download and install netbeans from homepage
wget -q ${URL} -O /tmp/netbeans-linux.sh
sudo bash /tmp/netbeans-linux.sh --silent

# cleanup
rm /tmp/netbeans-linux.sh

# configure java jdk home
echo netbeans_jdkhome="/usr/lib/jvm/default-java" | sudo tee -a /usr/local/netbeans-8.2/etc/netbeans.conf

# configure jdk
echo netbeans_jdkhome="/usr/lib/jvm/default-java" | sudo tee -a /usr/local/netbeans-8.2/etc/netbeans.conf

Add git repository

OPTIONAL: install MySQL driver
sudo apt-get install libmysql-java

DEP: fix ubuntu locale settings for german
sed -i 's|en_US.UTF-8|de_DE.UTF-8|g' /etc/scim/global

DEP: disable compiz effects (Visual Effects (System > Preferences > Appearance > Visual Effects => none)
metacity --replace &

Fix bold fonts under Linux
sudo apt-get remove -y fonts-unfonts-core

Ansible role
git clone /tmp/ansible
cd /tmp/ansible/
export ANSIBLE_ROLES_PATH=$(pwd)/roles
ansible-playbook -K /dev/stdin <Links
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